Friday, March 14, 2008

I am going to catch Hell for this, but I am ready...

Beliefs Of A Good Democrat

1. You have to be against
Capital Punishment,
but for 
abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe
that businesses create oppression
and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that
guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat
than nuclear weapons in the hands of 
Chinese, Iranian, and Korean Communists.

4.  You have to believe there was no art
before federal funding.

5.  You have to believe that
global temperatures 
are more affected by
SUV- driving  soccer moms
than cyclical, documented
changes in the earth's climate.

6.  You have to believe that 
gender roles are artificial 
but being homosexual is natural.

7.  You have to believe that 
the AIDS virus is spread 
by a lack of federal funding.

8.  You have to believe 
that the same teacher 
who can't teach 4th graders 
how to read
is somehow qualified
to teach those same kids about sex.

9.  You have to believe 
that hunters don't care about nature
but activists who have never
been outside of San Francisco or
Manhattan, do.

10.  You have to believe that
Mel Gibson spent $25 Million of his own money
to make 
'The Passion of The Christ'
for financial gain.

11.  You have to believe that 
the NRA is bad
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,
while the ACLU is good
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12.  You have to believe that
taxes are too low, 
but ATM fees are too high.

13.  You have to believe that 
Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history
than
Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell

14.  You have to believe that
standardized tests are racists,
but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15.  You have to believe that
Hillary Clinton is
normal and a very nice person.
Also, that just because Barack Obama
has attended a church for 23 years with a 
racist, hate-mongering pastor,
it has in no way influenced his beliefs.

16.  You have to believe that
the only reasons Socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it had ever been tried
is because 
the right people haven't been in charge.

17.  You have to believe that
conservatives telling the truth
belong in jail,
but a liar and sex offender belongs
in the White House.

18.  You have to believe that 
Gay Rights parades displaying
drag queens, almost nude adults 
acting out sex acts and bestiality
should be Constitutionally protected
while manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

19.  You have to believe that 
illegal funding of the Democratic Party 
to the Clintons, 
by the Chinese government,
is somehow in the best interest
of the United States.

20.  You have to believe that 
this message is part of
the vast right-wing 
conspiracy.

Ready to vote?

1 comment:

Rhea said...

Wow, that was quite a post!